Archivez 2007-2008
- 30: Cant stomp mah head nao
- 29: 2 kick ur ass
- 28: I feelz no pain
- 27: I b da elevator
- 26: Welcom 2 mah dungeon ov doom
- 25: Mite not has much
- 24: Brotha has double vishun
- 23: Eat ur fleas
- 22: Kick ur ass i will
- 21: Wants me 2b ur gurlfrend
- 20: Early 4 da partiez
- 19: Grow up an maul u
- 18: Manzion ov bodily delights
- 17: Spilld ur seed
- 16: Hidin in da potty
- 15: Gurlfrends
- 14: Waek up as feroshus beast
- 13: Lookz easy enuff
- 12: Sceptical ov ur claimz
- 11: Supr awsum death grip
- 10: Lolz doodz
- 09: Hooman nutz
- 08: Long cheap cruize 2 hawaii
- 07: Past tenze
- 06: Y halo thar frend
- 05: Alien vs. Predator
- 04: Wif no enemiez in sight
- 03: Finkz me understandz nao
- 02: Surprize pizza lunch
- 01: Ur tonsils taste liek squirrel
- 31: Iz dis kthx bai
- 30: Trump kitteh
- 29: I has awsum powerz
- 28: Parti in ur underwear
- 27: Shit in ur hand
- 26: Stuck wif homewerk
- 25: Welcome 2 heavun
- 24: Awfome teef felebration
- 23: Liek sum lil biskit
- 22: Check out mah nutz
- 21: U r goin nowhere
- 20: Sum tongue 4 bukkit
- 19: U has lil smudge
- 18: Mazhed rave kitteh
- 17: Hooman iz bean jolly
- 16: Celebrate caturday
- 15: I c wut u r sayin
- 14: Not rly ovar dis wai
- 13: Tryin teh emo ting
- 12: Hooman has condom
- 11: Stoopid idea
- 10: Doan listen 2 maroon
- 09: Double bacon cheezburger
- 08: Cute 4 ur gurlfrend
- 07: Joind teh marine corps
- 06: Amercan idol
- 05: Makez me feelz dirty
- 04: Raize u wan laif hooman
- 03: Cant explan dis 2 tardz
- 02: Wish u wuz wif me
- 01: Feelz dis rage
- 29: Momentouz want
- 28: Top ov ur pineapple
- 27: Try 2 mak u mah bish
- 26: Losin mah brain cells
- 25: Waif wearz them 2 speshul partis
- 24: Im filthy hoe waitin
- 23: Trid 2 b invisable
- 22: Thot it wuz ur brothr
- 21: Hurryin 2 git laid
- 20: Freeziin mah damnd ballz off
- 19: Sign sez im dat wai
- 18: Fathr iz shoppin 4 pron
- 17: Wan ov us has small privatz
- 16: Cant go left
- 15: Lawts ov wite stainz
- 14: Ballz 4 da perfik gurlfrend
- 13: Checkin out teh ceilin
- 12: Worn out luverz
- 11: Inventin sumthin
- 10: Luv teh wai mah bish smells
- 09: Sleepin general tao chkn
- 08: Prison laif iz rly ruff wifout bitchez
- 07: Eatin ur cholezterol
- 06: Dis big atom can blow up teh urths
- 05: Bean mime wif frend kickz ass
- 04: Wan ov thees mysteri knobz turnz on mah gurlfrend
- 03: Me and mah frend killd sum birdz
- 02: I luv teh unitd statez ov amerca
- 01: We doan throw shit at each othr
- 31: 4 billion milez purr hour
- 30: Pritee sur teh bish wuz livin
- 29: Main fat bish
- 28: Waif iz goin 2 giv me sum head tonite
- 27: Sekzin wif ur woman
- 26: Makin us nervouz as we doan liek treez
- 25: Dirti rotten infidel
- 24: Taek all mahs tuff wif me
- 23: Lookz wut i made
- 22: Doan cry mah son
- 21: Dis ar teh wen i fell in luv wif her
- 20: Pusy iz all teh wai ovar thar
- 19: Untangelez b4 sekz
- 18: Eaten by bull sharkz
- 17: He givez me helmet
- 16: Lost r virgingity
- 15: Thirsti hoe
- 14: Makin me cute an rly tiny
- 13: Levatatez rite out ov her
- 12: Leroys lego peace
- 11: On match dot com
- 10: Crazy chkn dancez
- 09: Nobodi knows i fartd
- 08: Boifrend makin me frothy
- 07: Out ov town so we parti
- 06: Avoid dis badd luck
- 05: Bein mah bitchez bish
- 04: We r frum 1984
- 03: Cryin sumthin terribel
- 02: Fear me
- 01: An sum old shoez
- 31: Lets sekz lil bit den
- 30: Dat chikk frum southampton
- 29: Seekret plan 4 wurld dominashun
- 28: Didnt knoe we wuz filthy hoes
- 27: Gurlfrend jus hangin
- 26: Wuz not rly skerd
- 25: Sai u luv me
- 24: Her baby got in da wai
- 23: A gud smoke halps me relax
- 22: Teh end ov teh internets
- 21: Chronicz bladdr infecshun
- 20: Brokebak mountain
- 19: Finkz i mite git anal probd
- 18: Gawd cleanz ur car
- 17: Doll dat talkz
- 16: Dis hide an seek idea suckd ballz
- 15: Jack nicholsons privatz iz dis long
- 14: Jebus dis an jebus dat
- 13: She will taste liek sushi
- 12: Im no longr virgin
- 11: Not all bout bananz an bitchez
- 10: Tryin 2 fly in 2 werk
- 09: Doan mind dis martini
- 08: I can smell his sack
- 07: Jebus kraist
- 06: I can blow ur tuba
- 05: Not rly blind date
- 04: Dancin wif teh starz
- 03: Im darth owl
- 02: Last wan acros teh road
- 01: Jus waitin 4 sum sockz
- 30: Got 2b pplz picnic sumwhere
- 29: Evryone hoo iz goin 2 hell
- 28: Touchdownz always mak us happeh
- 27: Save thees 4 seals
- 26: Gettin eveythin ready
- 25: Plz talk 2 me
- 24: I 2 has tongue
- 23: Borin cubicle ghostz
- 22: Smokr wifout lungs
- 21: 4 gawdz saek halp me
- 20: If we wus ghey
- 19: Mcdonaldz happeh meal
- 18: Portable jacuzzi an toiletz
- 17: Popcorn an hand cream
- 16: Wer did u bitchez go
- 15: Nap rite her an nao
- 14: U always wants sumthin
- 13: Teh best angel
- 12: Such pritee brain
- 11: Furst thot it wuz me
- 10: Dis halpd me git rid ov mah waif
- 09: Only cost me $73
- 08: Pron always clogs up dis part
- 07: Not her on teh shit
- 06: Wut comez out ov teh tip
- 05: Shut up mah mommy in law
- 04: Light as air
- 03: Sur i can git an erecshun
- 02: Hope 2 rid teh wurld ov evil
- 01: Goin 2 stay rite her an frolic
- 31: Furst rim job
- 30: Diggin crap out ov mah ass
- 29: Puppy smelld so gud
- 28: Comin her wus rly stoopid
- 27: Bean 9 dais nao
- 26: Maybe dat iz teh problem
- 25: Wen i droov her 2 skool
- 24: Tryin 2 katch herpez iz not easy
- 23: Publik swimmin pool
- 22: Pritee hard 4 zombie
- 21: Bean attackd by pis puddlez
- 20: Rap music jus pisez me off
- 19: Teh ting dat molestd me
- 18: Hatd bean her kitteh
- 17: Dun wif dis bish
- 16: Otherwize we wud nevr git laid
- 15: Tryin 2 stop teh gheynes
- 14: Waitin 4 mah dinnr
- 13: Blurry peeps always frightend me
- 12: Rubbin ur balls on rawk
- 11: Wen he wuz cokd up
- 10: Dis particular dai
- 09: I rarely got askd out 4 datez
- 08: Clearin teh room
- 07: Makin mahself wink
- 06: Fairy boobs
- 05: Mah wan plan
- 04: Flippin out ovar teh fresh sand
- 03: Smell mah mommy
- 02: At mah own place
- 01: Teh lions r comin
- 30: Doan look at teh fat
- 29: Meet mah new gurlfrend
- 28: Will try 2 ruin ur christmas
- 27: Protects me frum bean molestd
- 26: Sonovabish 2 pulay wif
- 25: It hurt liek crazy
- 24: Sum dais i feelz liek half kitteh
- 23: Teachin mahself 2 rip ur hart out
- 22: Rarely got boifrend cuddlez
- 21: Can c his shavd privatz down thar
- 20: Beat me cuz he has batteriez
- 19: Wish dis brick wuz u
- 18: Diligent babysittr
- 17: Pick me
- 16: Spelunkin 4 free pron
- 15: Awp hoe iz hell
- 14: Oh hai gawd
- 13: Dis tastez liek dawg turdz
- 12: Smells liek sweaty privatz
- 11: Da king around thees parts
- 10: Prostitute makin prostitutez
- 09: Wok fad iz clearly so ovar
- 08: Dadz stoopid hat
- 07: Out ov her
- 06: Plz kis me bish!!!1
- 05: Ma’am i knoe pvr
- 04: Wish u wuz rite thar
- 03: Mah job wuz 2 shop tampons
- 02: Im in ur anuz
- 01: Carpet bomb chicago
- 31: Rub ur tummiez an look busy
- 30: Makez funny soundz
- 29: Lernd 2 rite teh lettr a
- 28: Bacon iz dis wai
- 27: Happeh birthdai balloons
- 26: Mah ear
- 25: Sum bitchez jus taek 2 mutch effort
- 24: All mine
- 23: Im burgers 5914
- 22: Goin 2b an amazin dai
- 21: Wuz always thirsti as child
- 20: Lets do dis 4 lil bit
- 19: Frend or foed
- 18: Pron iz not always enjoyable
- 17: Wen 2 hitchhikerz blow
- 16: Laif wuz cutr b4 teh bird flu
- 15: Keep ur balance bish
- 14: i doan go near dat ting in da best ov tiems
- 13: Wan shroom 2 lotz
- 12: Datin an zits suck
- 11: Hot wtf
- 10: Gonna invade france
- 09: Goin 2 shit on ur car
- 08: Pantyhosez always mes wif mah head
- 07: Tryin 2 git laid in texas
- 06: They r nice shoez
- 05: On ur lips wen u sleep
- 04: Feel mah kung fu
- 03: Plastic paratroopr
- 02: Almost ready 2 kick ur ass
- 01: Ur ass iz so vry mine
- 31: An ur preggo pron ov course
- 30: Starz alignd 4 me
- 29: Halp him find his lightr
- 28: No hawt gurls in dis place
- 27: Musky liek deer pizz
- 26: Her long legs around ferrari
- 25: Crackd it open an thar teh bish wus
- 24: Hp customr support
- 23: Speshul talentz
- 22: Intellijens wise
- 21: Wan ov mah shiny ballz left
- 20: 5 star hitchhikr at werk
- 19: Mermaid matin season
- 18: Perfik gurlfrend
- 17: Mah boifrend wuz ruff sonovabish
- 16: Edible samich in nigerian deli
- 15: Cokd up an playd circus
- 14: Sweet drool jebus
- 13: Had dis dream
- 12: Doan remembr dis
- 11: Uncle wuz not teh swiftest
- 10: Finkz itz hoomans
- 09: Visa viagra an vaginaz
- 08: Sittin ducks
- 07: Hawt ballz on cold marble
- 06: Shud b shot
- 05: Steelin ur bright ideas
- 04: Has 2 go 2 skool
- 03: German fetish pron
- 02: Vanilla strawberri swirl
- 01: Go 4 it
- 30: Solo conga linez
- 29: Mah universe an cardboard
- 28: Vaseline on ur privatz
- 27: Gravity iz tricky
- 26: Lettin teh noob self destruct
- 25: Mah job suckz dawg turdz
- 24: If u wants it dun rite
- 23: Fat wan iz 2 needy
- 22: Doodz needz 2 pull it
- 21: Fear mah awsumnez
- 20: Use ur glock
- 19: Todai mah gurlfrend sed
- 18: Can feelz ur anguish
- 17: Moar dai tiem 4 mahself
- 16: Tiemin an follow thru
- 15: Wuz ur stoopid idea
- 14: Ceiling cat sed
- 13: Surprize attack
- 12: It has da hewlett packards
- 11: Quick as a sonovabish
- 10: Close ur eyez
- 09: Ur music iz all vry ghey
- 08: Wuz supposd 2 share it
- 07: Takin wan ov ur lives
- 06: Doan finkz so
- 05: All i needz iz da k
- 04: Mah jungle
- 03: Has powr
- 02: Not full ov shit dis tiem
- 01: Mah crazy kung-fu iz crazir
- 31: Lookin 4 sunshine
- 30: Mind lickin mah crotzh 4 me
- 29: Travelocity buyd r dignitiez
- 28: I knoe da marshal artz
- 27: Im frum hogwarts
- 26: Luv mah grandma vry mutch
- 25: 4pulay suckz
- 24: Liek u nomoar
- 23: U can club me nao
- 22: Talkin 2 teh hand iz stoopid
- 21: No favoritismz
- 20: Speshul at myspace dot com
- 19: Made dis stain
- 18: Partiing liek crazy peeps
- 17: Gonna mak u moar olivez
- 16: Wen mah husband fell in luv
- 15: I can join ur parti
- 14: Im inside teh bish
- 13: Mastah tardz
- 12: Easy nao hooj guy
- 11: Rly stoopid mistaek
- 10: Not fud as long as i has pulse
- 09: Vitamine injecshun
- 08: He wuz all liek dis
- 07: Mak mah dai hooman
- 06: Brown eyd beast frum lavalife
- 05: Mah gurlfrend iz perfik
- 04: Got u dis flower
- 03: Jus chillin
- 02: Wonderbra savd mah boobiez
- 01: Doan try ur tom cruise
- 30: Teh lettr aftr d
- 29: Gettin rid ov ur zit
- 28: Me an john deer
- 27: Next 2 nothin
- 26: I had plan
- 25: In ur basement
- 24: Stale cheesy puffs
- 23: Did i covr teh poop
- 22: Laif iz not fair
- 21: Itz not paranoia
- 20: Kitteh ridez
- 19: Gonna lose u 2 seinfeld
- 18: Teh wurld suckz nuts
- 17: Bean greedy hoe
- 16: Dat totally kickd ass
- 15: Meow shakalaka
- 14: 2 git 2 teh othr side
- 13: Took me 2 dais 2 roll it
- 12: Thaz teh spot
- 11: Werkin as tampon iz ruff
- 10: Chinees takeout
- 09: Doan freak out
- 08: Wipd out 8 city blockz
- 07: Beerz buzz iz gud
- 06: Wan glorious dai
- 05: Didnt knoe u had fingr
- 04: Cant do weed
- 03: Violin solo
- 02: Wuz jus lickin it
- 01: Laif startd makin perfik sense
- 31: New highscore
- 30: Itz 4 mah frend
- 29: Epic fail
- 28: No pron vids
- 27: Birthdai pinjata
- 26: Dom perinjon champanj
- 25: Tard
- 24: Liek leonardo dicaprio
- 23: Surreptishus kat
- 22: Loaf ov bread in da guttr
- 21: Nothin 2 c in displace
- 20: Not mah home
- 19: Gawd watchez ovar me
- 18: Ur speshul pills
- 17: Burn sum rubbah
- 16: Definez awsumnez
- 15: Southern comfort iz dawg pizz
- 14: Still respekt ur sistah
- 13: Early 90s printr papr
- 12: Feng shui ov kitzhen
- 11: Shiatsu masage
- 10: Looksie lolz
- 09: R u freakin out yet
- 08: Outside da box
- 07: Destroy enemy base
- 06: Itz vegetable
- 05: Wan eye wan tooth
- 04: Shade ov grey
- 03: Great wite wan
- 02: Not jus 3 lettr word romeo
- 01: Tiem machine
- 28: Kthxb
- 27: Teh tiem?
- 26: Buddiez
- 25: Bean luverz wifout syfiliz
- 24: Goin hewlett packards on ur laptop
- 23: Soiled pantiez
- 22: Dai b4 i became hat
- 21: Bean tard wif bull
- 20: I tell u mah seekretz
- 19: Fathr ov jebus kraist
- 18: Disturbancez in da force
- 17: Turnin pron in 2 erotika
- 16: Invisable dominashun
- 15: Partyin by mahself wif heroin
- 14: Flaky light tuna
- 13: Happeh dai b4 napalm
- 12: 2 rly sekz woman
- 11: Ur privatz
- 10: Ya finkz so
- 09: Homie wif eyebrowz
- 08: Bad yolks
- 07: Part ov sum greek lady
- 06: Rad movez
- 05: Migraijns in mah brainz
- 04: Bullshit
- 03: Travellin 2 teh kitzhen
- 02: Show tunez make me so happeh
- 01: Gud book an liquorice thong
- 31: Makin mah own picashu
- 30: Hooj salty nutz
- 29: Ur gurlfrend has bean rite thar
- 28: No problemo
- 27: Usez it wen ur at werk
- 26: Teh arc ov da covenant
- 25: Headache frum pulayin wii tennis
- 24: Fartd moar than lil bit
- 23: Pilates
- 22: Cant escape them
- 21: Cant hear shit
- 20: Ur preshus
- 19: I descrambl it wif mah brainz
- 18: Im gonna fly liek dis
- 17: Moar bubblez
- 16: Piccshur iz not 4 u
- 15: Excelleeeent mah lil manchild
- 14: Not yet fully sonic
- 13: I can has butterz
- 12: Werkin 4 da man
- 11: I c ded kittehs
- 10: Oral sekz pulay wif hooman
- 09: Wazzzuuup
- 08: Bluez harmonica
- 07: Cud b fashul herpez
- 06: Ballz
- 05: Mah tard
- 04: Todai i iz fast fud
- 03: I smokez it
- 02: Goin warp 6
- 01: Sum lil turd
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