Iz dis kthx bai

Mom… iz dis kthxbai?

Mom… iz dis kthxbai?

Trump kitteh plottin his moov…

Pick me!!!1 i has awsum powerz.

Thars hooj parti in ur underwear.

Mah opshuns r limitd… splode or shit in ur hand.

Brb!!!1 stuck wif homewerk.

Oh hai!!!1 welcome 2 heavun.

Uf hafin awfome teef felebration!

Im gonna crush u liek sum lil biskit!!!1

Omg… den he wuz liek… check out mah nutz! lolz!!!1