Not all bout bananz an bitchez

Laif is not all bout bananz an bitchez sumtimez dood jus needz gud dump.

Laif is not all bout bananz an bitchez sumtimez dood jus needz gud dump.

Dis mornin i spent 3 an half hours tryin 2 fly in 2 werk.

I doan mind dis martini at all as long it be real oliv in thar.

He isnt gettin any as i can smell his sack from milez awai.

Jebus kraist… ya rly!!!1

Y halo thar! i can blow ur tuba?

Dis iz not rly blind date as i can gues teh shape ov her skull.

Thinkin bout dancin wif teh starz.

Im darth owl an u respekt mah whoo hoo hooz!!!1

Doodz… teh last wan acros teh road infront ov dat hooj truck iz sack of shit!!!1