Chronicz bladdr infecshun

Lolz so sry!!!1 mah dad has chronicz bladdr infecshun.

Lolz so sry!!!1 mah dad has chronicz bladdr infecshun.

Brokebak mountain… teh wai mah waif explaind it 2 me wen she buyd teh tickets.

I finkz i mite git anal probd an i doan liek it wan bit!!!1

Gawd cleanz ur car if u jus wait long enuff.

I also has doll dat talkz wifout batteriez an vocal chordz.

Dis hide an seek idea suckd ballz!!!1

Yez i has seen it… Jack nicholsons privatz iz dis long!!!1

Jebus dis an jebus dat… we didnt know wut teh fat bish wuz goin on bout.

Im pritee sur she will taste liek sushi!!!1

Im no longr virgin thx 2 mah hooj boifrend.