Sumeme

Wtf r u? same as u i finkz… k! lets sekz lil bit den!!!1

I luv them as they remind me bout dat chikk frum Southampton dat i seksd up in ibiza last yer.

Dis ar teh mah seekret plan 4 wurld dominashun.

We didnt knoe we wuz filthy hoes til we went 2 celine dion concert.

Mah gurlfrend jus hangin…

I wuz not rly skerd as teh gun didnt has bullets or a chambr an his privatz wuz vry small.

Srsly! sai u luv me or ill cut it off!!!1

I wantd 2 c her privatz but her baby got in da wai.

A gud smoke halps me relax an remembr wer i keep teh browniez.

Teh last crappi pron piccshur at the end ov teh internets.