Dis halpd me git rid ov mah waif

Dis halpd me git rid ov mah waif.

Dis halpd me git rid ov mah waif.

It only cost me $73 2 buy dis rollin brothel.

Pron always clogs up dis part ov teh internets doan worri we fix it.

Nooo! Not her on teh shit!!!1

Iz wut comez out ov teh tip dat doez teh dammage.

Tryin 2 shut up mah mommy in law.

Looksie!!!1 im light as air aftr mah hooj shit!

Wouldnt driv 2 u todai unles im wuz sur i can git an erecshun.

Tonite i hope 2 rid teh wurld ov evil an overpricd batteriez.

Doan mind me… im jus goin 2 stay rite her an frolic.