Wen he wuz cokd up

Me an mah dad only playd wen he wuz cokd up.

Me an mah dad only playd wen he wuz cokd up.

Dis particular dai wuz f&^%ing awsum!!!1

I rarely got askd out 4 datez even though i had a nice smile.

Jus lyin her an clearin teh room wif incredibull gas.

Me makin mahself wink at u.

She wuz embarrasd ov her disproporshunate fairy boobs

Dis ar teh mah wan plan 2 fix evrythin thaz wrong in dis wurld.

Me flippin out ovar teh fresh sand dat blew in.

Yez… i can smell mah mommy in law behind me.

I scratch as i plz at mah own place.