Bean attackd by pis puddlez

Halp me!!!1 im bean attackd by pis puddlez!!!1

Halp me!!!1 im bean attackd by pis puddlez!!!1

Rap music jus pisez me off!!!1

I shit u not! teh ting dat molestd me had tuskz dis hooj!!!1

I hatd bean her kitteh!!!1 it wuz always bad kitteh dis and bad kitteh dat…

Im dun wif dis bish! me 2 me nowai… ?

It be gud ting we has each othr otherwize we wud nevr git laid.

Tryin 2 stop teh gheynes frum takin ovar mah wurld.

Waitin 4 mah dinnr 2 grow up.

Blurry peeps always frightend me as lil gurl.

Dood! dont dis rubbin ur balls on rawk if u cant reach ur privatz.