Doan look at teh fat

Doan look at teh fat ov ur brothers liek dat.

Doan look at teh fat ov ur brothers liek dat.

Mom an dad… meet mah new gurlfrend!!!1
Mom and

Dis f&^%er an immigrashun iz wut will try 2 ruin ur christmas.

Dis protects me frum bean molestd by vampirez only.

Soon im gonna has lil sonovabish 2 pulay wif.

It hurt liek crazy but nao i look kewl even though i has small privatz.

Sum dais i feelz liek half kitteh.

Teachin mahself 2 rip ur hart out.

I wuz sad cuz i rarely got boifrend cuddlez cuz ov fashul herpez.

Halp me jebus!!!1 can c his shavd privatz down thar.