Uncle wuz not teh swiftest

Mah uncle wuz not teh swiftest but he had sum kewl movez.

Mah uncle wuz not teh swiftest but he had sum kewl movez.

Do u hear dat? wtf iz it? i finkz itz hoomans…

V iz 4 victory… an visa viagra an vaginaz!

Sittin ducks r vry… dead!

Doan dis it! hawt ballz on cold marble iz sweet…

Teh f&^%er dat designd dis road shud b shot!!!1

In ur head steelin ur bright ideas.

I wud luv 2 c u lick urself but i has 2 go to skool nao.

Gettin ready 2 perform sum german fetish pron.

I sed… vanilla strawberri swirl! bish!!!1