Wan ov mah shiny ballz left

Only has wan ov mah shiny ballz left.

Only has wan ov mah shiny ballz left.

5 star hitchhikr at werk.

Washin mahself 4 teh mermaid matin season.

Mah perfik gurlfrend.

Mah boifrend wuz ruff sonovabish.

Teh makin ov an edible samich in nigerian deli.

We cokd up an playd circus.

Thank u 4 givin us dis sweet drool jebus!

I had dis dream… wer i srlsy pisd off mah buddy oscar an he stabbd an shot me an slit mah throat an threw me off da roof ov highrize buildin an ut ruind mah new shoez it wuz not vry nice dream!

I doan remembr dis only felt teh hole in mah head.