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Diz wuz teh dai wen teh starz alignd 4 me…

Plz jebus… halp him find his lightr!

I has checkd it out doodz… thar r no hawt gurls in dis place.

She smelld musky liek deer pizz but i seksd her anyways.

Lookin 2 wrap her long legs around ferrari.

I crackd it open an thar teh bish wuz.

Steven gettin ready 4 his shift at hp customr support.

Teh doktors always sed i had speshul talentz.

We wuz not teh brightest… intellijens wise.