Use ur glock

Srsly hooman… u r not goin 2 use ur glock r u?

Srsly hooman… u r not goin 2 use ur glock r u?

Todai mah gurlfrend sed she needd sum space…

Yes… gud… let it all out… i can feelz ur anguish!

Making moar dai tiem 4 mahself.

Dood… ur tiemin an follow thru suckz dawg ballz.

Doan try 2 blame me… it wuz ur stoopid idea!!!1

Den ceiling cat sed… let that b hoomans! an thar wuz!!!1

Gettin ready 4 mah supr awsum surprize attack.

So vry sry!!!1 cant fix dis… is has da hewlett packards.

Jebus wuz rite… u has 2 go quick as sonovabish!!!1