Kitteh ridez

Kitteh ridez end wen u become ugly an moar fud liek k?

Kitteh ridez end wen u become ugly an moar fud liek k?

Gonna lose u 2 seinfeld reruns in 17 minutez… fud nao k? thx!

K itz offishul… dis part of teh wurld suckz nuts!!!1

Bean greedy hoe sometimez hurts liek sonovabish!!!1

Doodz… lolz!!!1 dat totally kickd ass!

Den i skerd teh turdz out ov teh dawggie liek dis… meow shakalaka!!!1

Wait… doan tell me… 2 git 2 teh othr side rite?

Took me 2 dais 2 roll it… nao i only ned matchez an sum fingers!

Left… left… left… moar 2 teh left… yup thaz teh spot! nao go nutz!!!1

Werkin as tampon iz ruff but it pays teh bills.